One can only imagine the CFB Gods reaction after reading Bronko’s picks for week 7:
CFB GODS:
We believe in nothing, Bronko. Nothing. And tomorrow we come back and we cut off your chonson. (Vandy gets beat at home by Arkansas)
Bronko:
Excuse me?
CFB GODS:
We said “We’ll cut off your johnson”! (Bowling Green loses at home to Ball State)
CFB GODS:
Just you think about that, Bronko. Yeah, your wiggly penis, Bronko. (Oklahoma loses at home to Kentucky)
CFB GODS:
Yeah and maybe we stomp on it and squoosh it, Bronko. (Georgia loses 2X game at home to Auburn)
Maybe Bronko was cheeching Acapulco gold, Maui wowie, Panama red, sinsemilla, and mootah prior to his weekly submission, accompanied by Paul Harvey’s “Ode to a common man”. And while Bronko is a name that is anything but common, a -5 weekly score results in a “Farewell” to that moniker. And a welcome to one of the most common of all, Johnson. (Play with that as you’d like.) You probably won’t go blind. Johnson falls from 2nd place all the way to 8th.
Beef moves into a tie for the lead. Nebraska gets 2 points for covering a road loss at Oregon, Fresno State loses at SDSU. Utah holds off a pesky Colorado for a road double win.
Captain GOP continues to bail water, losing his second double game of the year with Pitt losing to Boston College. Back to back 28 point weeks, he’s hanging on precariously.
Sergio moves from 8th place to 3rd powered by Ohio State’s 24 point double win at Indiana. 55 points to win the week, the only blemish- Temple loses at home to Charlotte.
Navin moves from 7th place to 4th posting the only 6-0 week. New Mexico doesn’t cover in Hawaii (looking ahead to NDSU or at the Hawaiian girls or both?) LSU, Wake, and Ohio all get defensive bonus points.
Dropping just one spot, Champ sits in 5th, one point clear of the GOP. Memphis loses by 2 touchdowns to Tulane in his double game. Baylor takes a -4 point loss at home to TCU.
Milburn leads the GOP, sliding back with the Notre Dame double loss in Provo. FIU and Oklahoma State also lose.
Texas drops another double game for Wile E. FAU gets beat by 28 points against Army. He slides to 7th place.
Igor remains in the basement. Alabama and ECU take losses. Oregon squeaks by Nebraska for an 8 point double win.
Did you know?
Five of the top seven teams in the AP poll lost on the same day for the first time in the 90-year history of the poll.
Notre Dame is now 0-9 in its last 9 true road games vs. Top 10 opponents.
