Quack, my ass!

Week 2. We get the first major upset (a double whammy for Igor) and a good ol’ fashioned duel in Texas (Wile E gets the edge over Sergio).

But let’s kick this off in the Colorado Mountains. Watch out G6!, the mighty Bison have arrived. Champ rides the alma mater into Fort Collins and pulls off a big road double win to go to 3-0. The Bison are racking up some points and have helped vault Champ to the top of the standings. Add a shutout by Indiana as they roll creampuffs and defensive points from South Carolina and Baylor.

Captain GOP slides to 2nd place, besting 6 FCS squads. NC state gets a shutout and the Miamis get defensive points, the Hurricanes in an embarrassing double win over Fla. A&M.

Silver lining for Canio’s beloved’s tragic day was going 6-0 in the pool. Notre Dame shuts out Rice – Penn State gets defensive points in a double win.

Wile E. goes 6-0, 0-3 vs. the spread. He gets 6 ranked bonus points in the Texas showdown win over the #1 Buckeyes, but it’s a -4 in the odds column. USC and Marshall also post non-cover W’s.

The biggest mover this week is Beef, moving up to 5th place. Virginia, Coastal Carolina and Nebraska get defensive bonus points, the Huskers in a double win over BGSU. Nebraska- Kings of September.

The Ohio State – Texas duel looked so good for Sergio, but the plot took an unfortunate twist in the 4th quarter. 3 Longhorn TD’s – one can only imagine the stream of vindictiveness going through Sergio’s head Saturday night. The Buckeyes did cover, earning 4 points in a loss. JMU, Sconny, and UNC post defensive points.

Navy loses at FAU to hand Navin a loss. LSU had the sandwich game (Clemson-L Tech-Ole Miss) and posted a lackluster double win.

Oklahoma lost to it’s B1G doppelganger Michigan (Overpaid, overrated mediocre QB, great D) dealing Bronko loss #2 on the season. TCU gets defensive points and Georgia is looking like the Dawgs of old.

It’s getting late early for Igor. The Ducks are looking pretty busty 2 games into the season with a daunting schedule ahead. Clemson bounces back and Bama looks solid in a win at Kentucky.