(With all due respect to NFL Films)
The Upset Game is a pirate
Blustering in from sea,
With a rollicking song, she sweeps along,
Swaggering boisterously.
She growls as she storms the country,
A villain big and bold.
And the poolsters all shake and quiver and quake,
As she robs them of their gold.
The Upset Game is a bee-otch,
Pillaging just for fun.
She’ll knock you ’round and upside down,
And laugh when she’s conquered and won.
The dust clears and standing at the top of the canyon wall – Wile E. He posts a modest 34 points with UNLV getting upset at home by New Mexico. Georgia wins his double game but fails to cover over the Gators.
Sergio sits in 2nd place. Ohio State covers (again) in his double game but Auburn and Washington State lose – and get negative points for scoring less than 10 points. A remarkable 170 points in double games, 32 points clear of Bronko’s 138.
Champ moves into 3rd place with a 5-1, 36 point week. Vandy comes up just short and gets “upset” by Texas in Austin. The Irish win a lackluster double game on the road. Champ has the lead in his sights.
Navin slides all the way to 4th – Miami gets upset by SMU in his double game – his 4th double loss of the year. Ga Tech, Wake F, and Cincy also lose – A pool-low 7 points for the week.
Cletus rounds out the top 5 – safe (for now) from relegation into the GOP. Utah gets a bug 18 point double win over ranked Cincinnati. Houston gets upset at home losing to W Va. and Cal loses at home to ACC-leading Virginia.
Squirrel tops the GOP in 6th place. The curious double play for Troy backfired with a -6 home upset loss to Arkansas State. His other 5 all win – 28 points for the week.
Bronko checks in at #7. ODO shuts out ULM in his double game for a big 20 points. Iowa State, Tennessee, Syracuse, and Hawaii burst that bubble with 4 losses. 24 total points for the week.
The top score in week 10 goes to Operaman. 50 points – led by Indiana’s troucing of the Terrapins in College Park. His only loss – #1 pick Clemson drops another home game, this week falling the the Dookies.
Igor’s Boise State team lost a home double game – getting trounced by the Fresno State Entz’s. Marshall and Tulane also take upset losses.
The Upset Game, she’s a bitch.
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