Splat!

Wile E.‘s “genius” plan of doubling road-dog Michigan backfired in Week 2. Throw in an Oregon State loss to the mighty Entzes of Fresno and you get a pool-low 15 points for the week. He plummets into last place. (Look, you can see the dust rising.) It gets late early in the college football pool. The long road uphill starts next week. Better come up with a new plan – genius.

Dogs and cats living together – mass hysteria! Squirrel wins the week! Big wins by USC (2X), Memphis and Wisconsin led the way, he scores 50 points and climbs to 3rd.

Sergio follows up a massive opening weekend with a solid 49 point week. Colorado posts 18 points in his double game. 5 of his 6 teams get defensive points with the Buckeyes pitching a shutout.

Bronko stays in 2nd- 45 points for the week. Arizona State’s loss at Mississippi State denies him the top score for the week. The Ducks get 18 points sending a message to Mike Gundy- “Keep yer yap shut.”

Cletus remains unblemished this year with a 12-0 start. Only 38 points for the week though; 0-4 vs. the spread. Penn State wins 34-0 in his double game. And doesn’t cover.

Navin bounces back in week 2 – Alabama (73-0) took out it’s frustrations on poor La. Monroe.

Operaman loses to another FCS opponent. It’s becoming a trend. This week it’s Eastern Michigan, losing at home to Long Island. Clemson survives Troy in a shaky double win.

Champ gets a nice double win from Illinois and a win over ranked Michigan with Oklahoma. Losses by Liberty and San Diego State ruin the week.

Squiggy. Big winners Boise St. and Minnesota didn’t crack his line-up this week. Instead he gets losses from Marshall and Va Tech. Those decisions land you in 8th place.