That’s all folks!

The Greatest Pool in the History of the World (2024 edition) is in the books.

Bruce Dickinson completes his quest, wining a 3rd straight championship. Texas loses to Georgia in his final game but it’s still a 24 point margin as he completes the 3-peat.

Latching onto Miami, Ohio in his last gasp was not the ticket. Barn finishes in 2nd place for the 2nd straight year. Always the bridesmaid. Still looking for that “modern era” championship. 21 years and counting next year. He continues, undaunted.

Wile E.

Fueled by Oregon’s 20 point win, Sween finishes in 3rd place. Artie (Paul Shaffer) is one of the best-known sidekicks in history. How about a sidekick of a sidekick? Yes, that shit exists.

Squiggy.

Sergio under-estimated the power of a Sun Devil and finishes in 4th.

Bronko finishes 5th – Tulane falls to Army in the final week.

Which leaves us with our relegated “Group of Pizza”.

Champ gets a big win out of Georgia.

Operaman finishes 7th with a final Jax State win, which is more of an indictment of how crappy the teams were below him.

Cletus‘s Fighting Dabos finished strong with a big win over SMU. 8th place.

We were wire-to-wire at the bottom and the top of the pool. Squirrel finishes the year with his 6th double-loss – Western Kentucky losing to Jax St.

2025 Draft Order:

  1. Squirrel
  2. Cletus
  3. Operaman
  4. Champ
  5. Bronko
  6. Sergio
  7. Squiggy
  8. Wile E.
  9. Bruce Dickinson

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