Nobody said it better than Yogi.
In a repeat of 2023, it comes down to a battle at the top between Bruce Dickinson looking for an unprecedented 3-peat and Bombo, looking for his first championship in the modern era.
Bruce D. is limping to the finish line scoring a meager 21 points on 4 wins. Texas fails to cover his double game (again) – JMU and Colorado lose road games. His lead shrinks to 28 points.
Bombo gains 31 points with a 52 point week. 5-1 and 5-1 vs. the spread. The Irish bully Army in his double game, Tennessee gets a shutout over UTEP. His only loss is the Hokies losing a squeaker to the Dookies.
The low score of the week goes to Artie Fufkin. His loses his first double-game of the season as Texas State gives up 52 points to Georgia State. Wazzou and No Texas also take losses. 8 points for the week. An ass-kicking week indeed.
Bad Bama showed up again in Norman, OK Saturday night dealing a double-point loss to Bronko. The Stormin’ Mormons also lose again. Bronko’s the “lousiest of the best” sitting in 5th – safely out of the Pizza Zone.
Champ’s roll of the dice doubling Indiana came up “snake eyes”. It’s his only loss. 5 wins, 26 points for the week. He’s the “best of the lousiest” sitting in 6th place 49 points behind Bronko and 60 points ahead of…
Cletus. Note to the Pool, doubling FLAINT is not a good idea. The Panthers lose to Kennesaw State for Cletus’ only loss of the week. A solid week outside of that pick, he scores 35 points and sits in 7th place.
Operaman hits a sour note with a Rutgers home loss to his antagonist Bret Bielema. LSU bounces back for a double win over plucky Vanderbilt. It’s a battle for 8th place – he trails Cletus by a point.
Another 3 loss week for Squirrel including a double loss by Texas A&M in OT at Auburn. Ole Miss loses in the Swamp and No. Illinois loses again in MACtion. The basement has been his home wire-to-wire, the rook playing like a rook.
“What’s in a name? That which we call a rose/ By any other name would smell as sweet”
After filtering out all of the incessant whining about his name, we get our only 6 win week. Ohio State’s beatdown of Indiana was worth 22 points. 2-4 vs. the spread results in a 49 point week, climbing to 3rd place almost assuredly disrupting his strategery for 2025 draft positioning. A name change is a serious matter and, after giving it the appropriate amount of thought, the commish has determined that his consistently milquetoast results merit no name. And who created a man with no name? Sergio.
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