Easy, guys. I put my pants on just like the rest of you — one leg at a time. Except, once my pants are on, I win the 2022 College Football Pool.
“The” Bruce Dickinson replaces our longest standing nickname in the pool.
His team produced the hits down the stretch – finishing with 25 straight wins. Buffalo wins his postponed game and Michigan beats Purdue in his final start.
As for the rest of you…
Babies, before we’re done here, y’all be wearing gold-plated diapers.
Billy Ray gets a final week win from Tulane – He has a great roster (OSU, Ole Miss, Tulane, Fresno St, Washington – but petered out a bit down the stretch.
Ralph Malph takes 3rd – He’s still got it! UTSA wins in championship weekend, but 4 double losses isn’t going to cut it.
Doorman had the most dominant team – The Dawgs open the season scoring 49 points on 9-win Oregon and end it scoring 50 on 9-win LSU. And they’re better on defense.
Euronymous loses his final week double game – a home loss by Boise State. Notre Dame and Boise State were an unfortunate pairing of picks in rounds 1 and 2. His 14th round pick, Ohio, did make the MAC title game.
Artie Fufkin scores a pool-low 102 points in his double games. His ass was consistently kicked by his own timing. “It’s everything, timing.” He had 4 teams qualify for conference championship games. Hard to make sense of.
Jimmy C plummets this year, falling to 7th place. The Trojans were a boom, the Sooners a bust. The Beloved were disappointing, as were the hillbilly duo of Louisiana and App State.
Reggie is on the clock! Back-to-back #1 picks. The “Dawg Collective” is currently negotiating with Reggie on an NIL deal to pick someone else in August of 2023.
The Sisters all beat their guys. A resounding victory over Murderer’s Row.
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