Pretty much sums up the week for our birthday-boy, desert-inspired, King Poobah of all things Bison TV. A bison getting boned by another bison. Should have been a threesome in fact as Coach Bald gave the Zoomies a Class B boot-f’ing for a double loss. Then Coach K got some sloppy seconds losing at home to Tulane. The poor guy is now tied for last place. Welcome back another Bison-inspired nickname…
Ralph Malph.
He joins Euronymous in the hottest level of the inferno. The dark forces were powerful this week serving up 6 no-line opponents for a bounce-up week. Kentucky and Central Michigan pitch shutouts – 49 points for Euronymous, almost doubling his first 2 weeks total.
Meathead sits in 6th place, scoring 39 for the week. Marshall couldn’t shake the Irish hangover losing as a 16.5 fave to Bowling Green.
19 point favorite Georgia State lost at home to Charlotte dealing Scott Ledoux a solid hook to the week. He manages 38 points in 5 wins with Bama tacking on defensive points.
John McKay took his first (and only) loss with Louisiana losing his double game at Rice. The Beloved or Boomer wins would have looked nice in that spot – but that’s the rub of the pool, eh?
A scoring error last week – There was a 10 point mistake – in hindsight, we shouldn’t have cut Zendejas. Couple that with a 6-0, 51 point week 3 and we have a new division leader in Murderer’s Row. Georgia has racked up 54 points in 3 double wins, with defensive bonus every week. He knows exactly who he is. He’s what his team needs most right now…
Doorman.
Arizona State lost at home to E Michigan late-night Saturday giving the Hagg the blues. Big wins by Ohio St (2X), Tennessee, and Ole Miss give him 44 points for the week but he slips to 2nd place.
Mike Lynn scores 53 points to win the week and take over the lead. He goes 5-1 vs. the spread led by Utah, Michigan, and Penn State. Mississippi State’s loss at LSU denied him the elusive 60 point week.
The Sisters have kicked it into gear.
11 weeks to go. Lots of losses to come.
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