Turkey Time

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Happy Thanksgiving! Enjoy your football, family, friends, and food. Remember to be thankful for all the gifts you’ve been given.

Silent Bob, for a lead heading into the final 2 weeks that may be hard to cough up. A 6-0 week and a pool- high 48 points this week. That’s 115 points the last two weeks as he races to the goal line. (See photo above)

John McKay, for the Beloved. Hosting Gameday this week, sounds like ESPN will get Minnesota in all her winter glory. The Oregon Ducks laid an egg for the PAC 12 and Coach McKay, losing his double game at Arizona State. I sense an SEC championship doubler comin’.

Mike Lynn, for LSU falling to the 2nd round. After a 4-2 week, thanks to losses by SMU and No Texas, he’ll need all the points the Tigers and his Utes can muster the next 2 weeks.

Meathead, for the Ohio State Buckeyes, a point machine that has him leading the pool in double points this year. He’s the worst of the best in 4th place, Fresno State boning him with horrible coaching down the stretch vs Nevada for his only loss this week.

Earnest, for the being the best of the worst. Washington may be the under-achiever of the year in the pool, and the Huskies took Earnest along for the ride.

Eli Gemstone, for seeing the light. He needs to work on his propheting though – calling the Sisters win way too early. He goes 5-1 this week, leaping to 6th place, and now he’s losing to his guy.

Gob, for being the only Sister to be beating his guy. He scores 29 points for the 3rd straight week. That just ain’t gonna cut it, son. Picked 1st in the draft this year, looks like 2nd next year, you may need to re-think draft strategy.

Bevo, for the end of the season. His team is historically bad. And his Huskers need to beat Iowa to be bowl-eligible – not the Frost-led magic “year 2”. Be thankful for “year 3” and the first pick in the 2020 draft.

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