Oh Lord, it’s hard to be Bumble
When you’re a loser in every way
I can’t bear to look at the scoreboard
I keep losin’ each game after game
To know me is to hate me
I know I’m a shell of a man
Oh Lord, it’s hard to be Bumble
Cause I’m pickin’ the worst that I can
I guess you could say I’m a loser (Yeah)
A tri-captain, tough and proud
I could have more wins if I wanted
But then I wouldn’t stand out from the crowd
Some folks say that I’m just stubborn
Hell, I’ll double those Longhorns all year
But I can no longer be Bumble
Just call me the name of that steer!
Welcome to the Pool, Bevo! An epic weeks calls for a name change fitting our favorite Beezer – Yes 0-6 for the week. That’s hard to do! Way, way harder than 6-0. There have been a handful of O-fers in our history. Texas, Army, Troy, Iowa State, So Carolina, and Texas Tech. The latest and, for the the record at -16, the Greatest losing line-up in recorded history. Congrats, losing the week wasn’t easy.
Also in contention, a god-awful 1-5 line-up for a -6 week. Oklahoma with a double loss at Coach K, Wisconsin has crashed, Pitt, Virginia, and Missouri were all losers for our longest-suffering player. The championship drought will continue, for him mirroring his beloved woebegone NFL team, welcome to to pool….
Earnest.
Three teams were 6-0 this week. Mike Lynn’s LSU team continues to rack up ranked bonus points. He wins the week with 55 points.
Silent Bob remains in the lead scoring 53 for the week, getting defensive bonus points in 4 games and getting 4 road wins. His Crimson Tide gets LSU in 2 weeks: 1 vs. 2.
John McKay’s 6-0 week was good for 39 points, 2-4 against the spread. Oregon scrambled to beat Wazzou in his doubler, he’s fading in the standings.
Meathead went 4-2, losses by ECU and Fresno State. Ohio State piles up more double points, 22 against Sconny. He leads the pool with 162 double points.
Gob (4-2) – The Flaints were just the aints this week.
Eli (3-3) – Joe Montana’s not walking through that door. The most ironic thing this year in the pool is that Eli’s best team, smartest pick in the draft, point-getting machine is the Golden Gophers led by head coach PJ Fleck. Keep enjoying the victories, Eli!
*Murderer’s Row got trounced this week scoring 70 points.
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