Week 4 1/2

The commish’s thinking was very un-dude…

Upon further review: 

For my doubler this week, I will go with Virginia Tech.  Unlike the commissioner, I am doubling my biggest spread, but

1.) I cannot conceive of a situation wherein Va. Tech loses that game; Thaaaat’s right, Dude. The weight. The ringer can’t look empty. 

2.) I should thus be certain of road win points; Ya see? Nothing is f**ked up here,             Dude. Nothing is f**ked. These guys are f**king amateurs–

3.) Last year Virginia Tech won 38-0, in the only other meeting between the 2 schools, so hopefully I can get a defensive point; That’s the simple part, Dude. When we make the handoff, I grab the guy and beat it out of him.

4.) Next week Virginia Tech play Duke so they really shouldn’t be looking ahead;  No Drop off? We can’t do that, Dude. That f**ks up our plan.

and 5.) Va. Tech’s game last week was cancelled so they should be dying to get on the field and play a game. Went alright. Dude’s car got a little dinged up–

Hello, Walter…